Horses are beings of pure and absolute hatred,
They are creatures with no bounds and are an unstoppable force with absolutely no genetic makeup, there is a finite number of horses and they have been around for trillions of years and there is currently no way to stop them that doesn't result in the total destruction of the universe
They are creatures with no bounds and are an unstoppable force with absolutely no genetic makeup, there is a finite number of horses and they have been around for trillions of years and there is currently no way to stop them that doesn't result in the total destruction of the universe
by Horse hater 2010 April 9, 2022
Get the Horsemug. boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2013
Get the putting words in the horse's mouthmug. by Big Nasty 2665 December 23, 2020
Get the One Horse Ponymug. A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse
by Jolly Horse January 24, 2024
Get the Jolly Horsemug. 
"Skyrim Horses" or "Skyrimus horseus" (latin) are commonly found in the Elder scrolls game "Skyrim".
Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".
Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".
by Skyrim connoisseur July 21, 2019
Get the Skyrim horsemug. When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).
by MotherPower December 10, 2013
Get the Backwards Horse Kickmug.