real team

A team that has a genuine chance of winning the title/premiership usually determined early to mid season and usually consist of the top 4 teams in the competition.

Real Madrid are a Real Team in the next tournament

by Dictionareuyyyyyyyyyyyy June 3, 2017

Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017

real wolf

When you huff and puff on a lift to get that final rep in you went real wolf.

"Bro you just went real wolf" "that was real wolf"

by SpaceHobo June 20, 2017

real bring

Something between "keeping it real" and "bring it!"

yo... don't fuck with him. He's real bring!

by Devaso House June 27, 2017

real lifed

When you bring someone's bit off stage

Jonny: "Paul Mcartney's coming to town"

Billy: "Give it up you shmuck half the Beatles died it wasn't a tragedy it was a hint"

Freddie: "hey that's my bit... I also hate myself"

Billy real lifed Freddie to feel better about himself

by Wiley j June 21, 2017

louis real

Youtuber. Retarded ass nigga. No nigga dumber than this motherfucker. He probably thinks his thumb is in a fight with his other fingers thats why its separate on your hand. His videos are trash and his life is a failure.

Louis Real is a dumb ass nibba.

by Dick Destroyer November 17, 2017

Real Pie

A pastry with tin pie pan underneath

I almost choked eating the metal under my real pie

by NLG101 November 24, 2017