cooter fan

A small fan affixed to the underside of a desk or table that is used to cool your cooter on a hot day.

Oh my God Sarah it's like a thousand degrees in here, do you have an extra cooter fan I can borrow?

by Rereetheamazing June 18, 2017

ba:r fan

Another codeword for an idiot.

"I smoked a cigarette in a gas station."
"God you're such a ba:r fan."

by PWSinwreck August 6, 2021

Fan Job

When someone sucks on your weenus (the loose skin on elbow) in a steamy makeout.

“Hey Joe, can I give you a fan job?” -Stephanie
“Hell yeah!” -Joe

by JustYourRegularJoe August 28, 2019

passing fan

Someone who likes something, but not enough to be considered a full on fan of it.

"Oh hey, do you like BTS?"
"Eh, they're okay, I'm more of a passing fan than anything else."

by unibard August 1, 2020

Average crawlers fan

A person (most likely queer ) who listens to the silly goofy eyeliner band and slays.

A: Oh my gosh? Why do you slay so hard??

B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan

by Ltwtisfruityaf December 27, 2022

Fake Fan

Aaron doubting Sarah's love for superheros

Super hot blonde " I have the same outfit"

Not as hot blonde " B******t"

Super hot blonde " Fake fan over here"

by Chickenhead27 September 17, 2021

Modelo fan

Folks who don't actually love the game of football itself, but they love watching the NFL as an excuse to drink modelos and vibe, without a real clue of what's actually going on in the game. They tend to blame everything on the QB no matter what.

Modelo fan: "Man Derek Carr fell off after 2016. 2016 he was elite!"

Real fan: "huh? Raiders had a ridiculously elite O-line and the defense was #3 in takeaways that year that's why they went 12-3"

Modelo fan: "Nah bro, in my Madden franchise I trade all the linemen to upgrade skill positions and QB and I've won 6 super bowls in a row now"

by RaiderFanNotQBfan December 27, 2024