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Douche Tower

Douche Tower refers to any and all douchey bastards who write far to specific definitions for any derivative of the word douche. For example douche nugget, douche nozzle, douchetard, etc.
The douche tower who wrote the definition for douche waffle is a total douche melon.
by Cap'n Toehead September 19, 2007
mugGet the Douche Towermug.

cruiser douche

A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.

They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.
Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps

Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag
by Jones 74 April 17, 2009
mugGet the cruiser douchemug.

Douch Kooch

A person that quits in madden because they are losing.
That fuckin douch kooch quit on me!
by xX1anonymous1Xx January 12, 2009
mugGet the Douch Koochmug.

douche-bagged

adj. used before noun

1.)a word to enhance the meaning of another vulgar language.
2.) To express resentment towards something, or simply just using it as a swear word
You douche-bagged fuck!

Shut your douche-bagged mouth bitch!
by dumbasian October 19, 2009
mugGet the douche-baggedmug.

douche nob

Someone who is a complete as hole.. similar to a douche bag yet worse.. its like a douche nozel.. a homo, a fagel (excessively flamboyant homosexual)
Me: dude, you smoked my last spliff!!
Danny: so what man?
Me: You're such a douche nob..
by tha_ultimate_hustla September 9, 2006
mugGet the douche nobmug.

Douche Lizard

A colossal douche who enters uninvited, and makes himself way to comfortable, before loudly fucking your roommate, and trying to act like nothing happened as he shakes your hand on the way out the door.
Person 1: "Hey, man thanks for the food. I know I showed up out of nowhere, and didn't really even knock, but I really appreciated the opportunity to mock your living habits before having a "private conversation" with your roommate."

Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
by mantium January 11, 2011
mugGet the Douche Lizardmug.

Douche Canoe

1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
by OrlinSupreme February 5, 2012
mugGet the Douche Canoemug.

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