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Christian Bale

No, that was me. Quit looking yourselves up on Urdabn Dictionary GOD DAMN! You motherfuckers are narcissists!
Hym "Nah, that wasn't Christian Bale. You know the name Hym Iam isn't me claiming to be people in the titles right? It's not a pronoun thing! It's a name! Like the Powerpuff girls character! Except with a 'Y!' Ya heard? I get a lot of mileage out of it."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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Christian

He loves music, He's always my favorite person from the group chat to be around, He likes the best music
Friend of mine and his: When are you going to tell Christian you like him
Me: I dont know everyone thinks hes too old for me (three years) and its not that I dont agree its just that I cant get him off my mind he is so nice and he loves the same music as me and we relate to eachother and have so many things in common but im just scared it will ruin the friendship we already have if he rejects me....
by Paper Bi-otch December 17, 2023
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Christian

Christian is the most wonder full person you would ever meet. You would be happy if he/she was in your life
Omg I can't believe i meet Christian
by Cjrividjciwi June 28, 2017
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Christian

Christian is the type of person to always lie about how big that fella is down there.
Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought
by ilikebirds346 November 24, 2023
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Christian-Pierre

Sexiest guy to ever walk this planet. *Drops Mic and walks off*
(Guy) Person: "Bro, you already looking like Christian Pierre"
(Girl) Person: "That guy looks hot as Christian-Pierre"
by ImOnShrooms November 13, 2016
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no hate like Christian love

Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them
-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love
by Donoav March 22, 2025
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Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop
That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.
by arrbby July 1, 2011
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