Vader Boner

An erection caused by the sheer awesomeness of Darth Vader.

I just watched Rogue One and let me tell you... That last scene in the Rebel ship gave me a total Vader Boner.

by Lance DangerTits December 30, 2016

boner solstice

Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.

Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox

by SapDMan January 29, 2017

Stoner Boner

When a person is high and gets horny

Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner

by JFKXp3r13nc3 May 3, 2020

Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).

These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.

by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020

Boner Deal

Reaching arousal through a business transaction.

Donald Trump commuting sentences lets him achieve boner deals.

by BLACKSWAN July 12, 2020

Nose Boner

When your nose sticks out over your face mask, you have a Nose boner

Walking through the grocery store, looking at all these nose boners.

by boymom_3 July 30, 2020

Boner Gram

The act of sharing a hot girl's or hot guy's IG profile to someone.

Yo man! Thanks for sending me that Boner Gram!

by MDubyaC June 3, 2020