Boner bruise

A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.

Damn that girl Audrey is so hot every time I see her i get a boner bruise.

by Blackcox44859 September 6, 2013

Boner Activation

When A Male Only Physically Needs Just Enough Attention And Sexual Action From A Female To Get To The Peak Of His Boner.

"No Baby I Don't Want Sex, I Just Need Some Boner Activation."

by Awesome McAwesomeeeee January 21, 2012

bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.

(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.

by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012

pocket boner

The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.

James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?

Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.

by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011

boner beard

A mans pubic hair.

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.

by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018

boner mechanic

Somebody who works on or fixes a boner

Went to see the boner mechanic last night, she worked on my cock.

by ThePanzyPanda November 28, 2018

boner bite

When a girl is giving you head and they accidentally bite your cock

My girl boner bite me and it really hurt

by Narwhal9908 July 11, 2017