Party Boner

The state of sudden excitement and euphoria a person is in when at a party, or when a party is possible. Party boners can make normally calm individuals unpredictable.

1. Person 1: Whoa, Dan is starting to strip in the corner.

Person 2: Yeah man, Dan has a massive party boner.

2. Person 1: Everbody's going to the party at Dave's house!

Person 2: Party at Dave's house?! I SO just popped a party boner.

by fueledbyloveandramen May 16, 2011

Invisible boner

when a guy's penis is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that's barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old's penis was attached to man.

Hey, did you see that guy in the locker room? he had an invisible boner going on!

by satanic.apple October 31, 2016

fridge boner

When your dick is cold but it strangely gets hard

Oh shit another fridge boner in church

by Batdoi November 22, 2016

Boner Detective

Insulting word used to describe anyone who closely watches penises.

Andrew is such a Boner detective.

by Captain titties April 6, 2017

Bunson Boner

When a woman puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give mouthy happy time to your gentleman sausage.

Person 1: how did the date with Luna go?

Person 2: it was going well until she gave me a Bunson Boner.

Person 1: oh god
Person 2: yeah I'm not seeing her again...

by MrJamalxD May 22, 2014

phoner boner

(n) Refers to the act of phone sex. Also relating to the sexual arousal (generally an erection) caused by phone sex.

"Hey babe, I'm gonna call you later for a phoner boner."

"We talked late last night and I got such a phoner boner!"

by jamablama September 13, 2015

Boner Storage

A place where a man parks his penis for an extended period of time.

I’ve been with my current boner storage for a few years and I am considering proposing.

What are the rates on your boner storage?

by Transfender April 8, 2021