The little man on the boat has a boat boner.
My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.
My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.
by The sailor August 1, 2013
Get the boat bonermug. Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner
by AwwYeaGuurrll May 22, 2019
Get the Insta bonermug. When someone feels an urge to do something that will give them social status. Similar to a watering mouth after smelling food, a clout boner comes after a realization of a clout-giving opportunity.
Guy 1: My parents are gone this week and I’m gonna throw a sick rager and invite Jessica and her popular friends
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner
by daddyjacuebo February 6, 2019
Get the Clout Bonermug. A pvp boner, or player vs player boner, is the undying urge to fight a random person in a game because you have nothing else to do.
Person 1: hey man do you wanna 1v1?
Person 2: No, don’t you have anything better to do?
Person 1: Sorry man, I just have a pvp boner
Person 2: No, don’t you have anything better to do?
Person 1: Sorry man, I just have a pvp boner
by Trisauce May 19, 2023
Get the pvp bonermug. Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.
by mpmaupin November 26, 2019
Get the Stress Bonermug. A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017
Get the Boner Festmug. Mark: stop being a zesty boner
Cam:what does that mean
Andrew: when your gay and get an erection
Cam: Oh I have a Zesty boner
Cam:what does that mean
Andrew: when your gay and get an erection
Cam: Oh I have a Zesty boner
by Big rock beater April 25, 2023
Get the ZESTY BONERmug.