Piss Brothers

When you are pissing into an unflushed toilet, and your piss matches the color of the piss already in the toilet left there by the previous person.

Dude, I found another one of my Piss Brothers today while using the bathroom at work.

by pissbrotherinventor October 5, 2022

Brother Outlaw

He's my unmaried partner's brother or my sibling's unmarried partner.

He's my Brother Outlaw. We ain't married but we've been together for 16 years.

by HarryMerkin November 26, 2024

Brother

The person your best friend slept with

I slept with your brother last night

by Emily_M April 23, 2020

Brother

A brother is someone who constantly beat you up, break your dreams, supresses you, make you look bad in front of your patents, eat your candy, snitch to your parents and wake you up with a knife one inch from your head!

Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face.

But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...

Me: "My back hurt and i don't believe in myself"
Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother"
The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"

by Jimmy Jackson Potter November 6, 2019

Brother Jumper

Basically a homie hopper that is doing it between brothers.

She fucked both brothers, she’s a brother jumper

by Jacksonornot November 23, 2024

Brother brother price

To negotiate for a better discounted price for an item or service.

Erin: “The Cost is $100.”
Micheal: “ Give me brother brother price lah..”
Erin: Okay for you can adjust to $80 bro”

by NAHSYK August 16, 2022

Your brother aint gonna be a father

This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister

This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.

Person A: your mom gay

Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father

*the whole universe collapses*

by ravjeeet May 13, 2018