David

David is an amazing, funny, affectionate, and smart guy. He is like the sun in a dark room. Treasure him while he’s in your life, because once he’s gone, you won’t find another like him.

If you need someone to cheer you up, just find David!

You won’t find another guy like David!

by girlwhoisdownbad January 2, 2025

David

A very impressive, smart, and astute individual.

You are a David. You a Daviding right now, bro. Hey stop being such a David.

by YourBoy March 16, 2022

David

David is a fatty and he is matejas bitch

When david talks you just say shut up fatty

by Matejaberic January 25, 2022

David

David has huge penis, smells good,mega sex lord eats chicken and likes to punch his friends

Vilela:i am so autistic

David: I'm a david

by Obama47vilelagay February 5, 2020

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

David

Rapist ass nigga

oh david? the nigga that raped that dude

by Dàvîd September 7, 2019

David & Jnette

A Couple Who Got Togather On November 21 2011,A Couple Thats Loving And Caring Who Always Have Eachother Back Through Anything A Couple That Will Last Very Long Since They Match Very Well Together A Couple Alot Of People Be Like They Are So Cute A Couple That Loves Each Other Unconditionally A Couple Who Kiss Like First Loves Love Like Husband & Wife..Who Are Meant To Be Together A Couple That Will Go Far If They Continue To Stay Together.

David & Jnette Are A Very Loveable Couple

by Bonququ October 18, 2012