church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.

If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

h

no one knows

banana: h.
automobile: j!

by spira007 September 19, 2021

Dimas S. H. or DSH

He's my boyfriend. I love him the most. I hope one day he will look for his name here and then find what i write. 10/5/24 (dd/mm/yy)

I hope you will always have many good things in your life, Dimas.
Live, Love, Laugh, DSH.
Dimas S. H. or DSH, i'm sorry i can't mention your full name.

by rainies May 10, 2024

H

when you mean to type “Hi” but you typing too fast so you only send “H”

person 1: H
person 2: ugly rat can’t even type lololol

by sussyb4ka June 30, 2021

H-Hi Othone :)

H-Hi Othone :)

H-Hi Othone :)

by 2Fire2Fuck October 28, 2021

pls i beg h

When You need moderator or a high ranking in a group or server.

Hey man, can i have moderator pls i beg h?

by givememod May 17, 2022

H-Bomb

an incredible girl thats capable of everything she commits herself to in life no matter what. Shes strong, powerful, you name it. She's the Bomb 💪🏾

"yo whos that girl strutting her stuff down the road?"
"Don't you know the the hell that is? It's H-Bomb!"
"Hell nah bruh, who the hell is that..."
"Shes the bomb, thats all you need to know!"

by iamjamjam2024 May 23, 2024