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National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.
Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.
by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018
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westgate yourself

A saying used by Australians, particularly if you live in Victoria. Meaning to jump of the westgate bridge, one of the highest bridges in Australia.
Hey Noah, please Westgate yourself.
by Albietroz March 21, 2017
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simping yourself

When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished
“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”

Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019
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Get yourself together

Phrase used when someone looks kinda stupid or confused by something.
Ryan: Damn bro, i didn’t kno she was like that.

Marcus: told ya man, but that’s nothing, that happens... so, get yourself together and let’s go, we have something to do.
by DauglyLighskin March 10, 2021
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go fork yourself

More gentle way to say go fuck yourself. Usually used when you dont have the ability to say fuck, or when saying it in a joking manner
Hey, go fork yourself buddy!
by Caitlyn March 2, 2005
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dig yourself

"dig yourself," 1970's slang idiom. Taken from; "dig, to dig" meaning to get a proper under standing, to get down to the truth of the matter. "Dig yourself," figure it out , work it out , get to the real, check yourself before you wreck yourself.
You sounding awful wack right now pops, you really need to dig yourself
by Swago-soul June 17, 2019
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Go Fuck Yourself Pie

Fictitious pie to be served to an individual who needs to go fuck his/herself.
Bill: You really made an ass of yourself today during your presentation to the new clients, Frank.

Frank: Hey, Bill, I've got a nice piece of Go Fuck Yourself Pie here for you. Eat up, fucker.
by bktscrambler October 5, 2009
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