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Wonton

A girl who is a lesbian, ugly, thinks shes hot shit, claims shes from the "Ghetto" And she will prolly try to kick your ass. She does NOT look good in a bikini!!!

She probably lives in a trailer park because she is complete trailer TRASH!
Wears the same pair of pants everyday, she really needs to buy some new ones.
Example 1:
Person 1: That weird butch keeps on talking to me on facebook..
Person 2: Don't mess with her, she is from the deep south of Chicago and will kick your ass. She's a Wonton.

Example 2: Omg she is such a Wonton!
by WontonSmith November 14, 2009
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wonton-hot dog

Asian female, Caucasian male. The most common interacial couple in America today.
At the bar last night, I found out from James and Jenny that Ka and I aren't the only ones who count the other wonton-hot dogs we see in public.
by Piancer October 16, 2007
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Wonton

A paradox of extreme and unlikely coinciding charachteristics.
"Wow, that jew has red hair, wears shades indoors, and rides a hog, what a wonton!"
by Jon Hsiehtraub April 20, 2003
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wonton parmesian

A person of Chinese and Italian heritage. There is only three in the world known to exist and two of them are my siblings.
"I'm irish what are you GIO?"
" I am a mutt, the most unique of humans. I am a Wonton Parmesian. I eat Chinese food with grated cheese on top"
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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Flaming Wonko

A drink made of the ground up spleen of Wonkos.
Hey, dude, you want a Flaming Wonko?
by Austin_wonko July 30, 2008
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wonton

used as a positive descriptor, similar to the slang uses of the words "dope", "fresh", "sick", or "awesomesauce", particularly, though not exclusively, in reference to music or music events
1. Man, that show last night was wonton

2. Yo, that new remix is wonton

3. That new Wu-Tang Clan album is mad wonton, son
by rule4080 August 19, 2012
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Wonhoism

The belief that Wonho is the purest expression of capitalism and capitalism is the purest expression of Wonho.
Person 1: I didn't know you were capitalist. How did you get into that?
Person 2: I've been a fan of Wonho for years since Monsta X debuted and I realized that Wonho's engineered beauty and commercialized love for Wenee is the purest expression of capitalism -- where businesses love their customers by seeking to satisfy their wants. Then it occurred to me that capitalism is all about loving each other through cooperatively using the price mechanism to expand and allocate production, so the opposite is also true -- capitalism is a generalized expression of Wonho's love for Wenee. I call it Wonhoism.
by CoffeeDrinker January 31, 2022
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