WONK

An incredibly stupid ass name that American University in Washington, DC decided to waste millions of dollars trademarking. The true definition of the word is unknown. It is also unknown whether it is an acronym or an actual word. Overall, American University wasted their money trademarking a word their own students don't know the meaning to.

Student 1: See that kid over there?
Student 2: Yea, in the WONK T-shirt?
Student 1: Yea, what a stupid shirt.
Student 2: Yea.. what does WONK even mean?
Student 1: Hell if I know.
Student 2: Fuckin AU

by AUstudent August 31, 2010

Wock A Sock Tock E Dock

The most popular phrase in the Ock Language. Phrasing for the word WASTED. See Ock Language for full definition.

"I A Mock Wock A Sock Tock E Dock Y O U Fock U Cock Kock E Rock!!"

by Joshua TenChicks October 6, 2006

wonK

Founded by the incredible multi-international musician, Tiny Tim on his death bed on 30th November 1996. The term wonK isn't just a word, it's a way of life. All the courageous men and women who follow the wonK know that it means absolute pureness, sheer strength and grit determination. This way of life is not to be used without passion and only a small handful will have achieved absolute wonKness. WonKers are United.

WonK is a far too powerful word to be used as an example, it is sacred.

by Tiny Tim 123 September 4, 2012

wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

wonkie

A description of the effects of Ketamine. Usually used to convey a sense of unbalance or malaise.

Dude, Kevbo is feeling super wonkie. (Kevin speaking in 3rd person)

by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

wonko

An atomically explosive, dangerous blast from the rectum (butt-toot chamber) that will bring about the desimiation of the human race and every subspecies. It's horrible stench is the main elimination factor along with the hurricane winds that it produces as well as the green gaseous substance that lingers in the air for several decades. The blast is so strong that people's skin has been reported to have been singed off in a radius of 5,000 miles.

The notorious wonko of 2060 left the Earth unfit for life.

by Meowmeowleedleleedleleedlelee July 3, 2014

Wocking Big

Something that is too big, or very large.

He has built a wocking big converatory, but has now got a garden the size of a postage stamp.

by Boovie October 18, 2006