Wisconsin Roundabout

A Utah standoff, but with blowjobs.

The act of 2 guys putting eachothers dicks in their mouth and sucking until they nut

Hey John, wanna go to the office for a Wisconsin roundabout?

by 2F2Furious November 8, 2022

wisconsin sober

sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol

1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober

1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!

by mistersalamander July 30, 2023

Wisconsin Kringle

Pastry from the state of Wisconsin made with cream cheese, various fruits, and serves a bunch of people

Wisconsin Kringle
The Wisconsin Kringle was tasty

by Asset team May 1, 2015

Wisconsin Muffler

Doing a girl from behind with a wedge of cheese stuffed in her mouth, a High Life in your hand and your brat in her ass.

After a long day working at the brewery, I got back to the double wide and the old ball and chain wouldn't stop bitching so I gave her the ole Wisconsin Muffler!

by Septic Avengers July 27, 2017

wisconsin omelet

When a male wraps his penis in cheddar cheese and he inserts it into a females asshole that has a picture of a cow drawn on it. Also known as a Wisconsin Grilled Cheese.

Bruh, did you see that girl's ass? I'd love to give her a wisconsin omelet!

by Mastermancreep12 April 20, 2016

wisconsin handshake

The act of two men greeting each other by touching penises. The salutation does not require touching tips, but rather any contact of penises.

I hadn’t seen my brother in law in two months, and we were so excited we went to garage, got 2 Busch lights, and did a Wisconsin handshake before catching up on what’s new.

by Totallynottom August 6, 2022

Wisconsin Tuxedo

The name referring to a clothing ensemble consisting of a flannel shirt (traditionally red and black), and camouflage pants.

It is not uncommon to see a man wearing a Wisconsin Tuxedo while chopping wood.

by Socially Distant October 8, 2020