Ted Turner

A television remote control. Sometimes simply shortened to "ted."

Pass me the Ted Turner, baby. The game's on!

by lazlo silverman August 4, 2005

Ted Turner

An ultra left wing media mogul who enjoys humping dogs.

Oh shit! Ted Turner's in town! Hide Muffy! - Strong Bad

by Your Head Asplode Volume 3 presented by the Umbrella Corporation March 6, 2005

Tina Turner

To give a blowjob, while you are defecating:to get a blowjob,while they are defecating.

"I just got a Tina Turner from your mom,She had tacos today."

by L A.:A.:L January 30, 2014

Lucy turner

Most beautiful girl ever and is loved so much and deserves the world. She is so lovely cute adorable and pretty

Lucy turner is amazing

by Lucy turner February 14, 2020

Richard Turner

A term used in Northern UK to describe a person that greets other people by obnoxiously screeching “GREETINGS!” at them.

“Greetings”? Who are you, Richard Turner? Innit liiiiike.

by Mesimu August 24, 2018

justin turner

To test positive for COVID 19, then immediate meet up with your crew

I know you got a positive result yesterday, why are you pulling a Justin Turner?

by Ferlgatr October 29, 2020

Light Turner

Light turner the owner of the death note. his girlfriend mia light almost falls to his death on a ferris wheel but somehow lives and boom movie over

Omg no way is that Light turner and his girlfriend mia??

no way bro it is

by Officiallightturner April 12, 2022