wifi slag

To live off other peoples wifi and free wifi from piblic places

Top your phone up son! You’ve been a wifi slag for over a week!

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Lady Wifi

lady wifi A alya villain from miraculous ladybug a kids-teen show

Alya; Can you give me the fox miraclous ladybug: no hawkie: oh a very angry girl fly away my akuma and evil-ze this broken heart hawkie: lady wifi i am hawk moth

by mari loves adrien August 11, 2023

wifi

life support

the fucking wifi’s gone,

i’m dead now

by crabwearingflipflops November 16, 2018

let's play wifi

when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first

Hey Derek, let's play WiFi.

by Stabbolikesgay February 24, 2021

The wifi comfort zone

When someone rarely leaves their house and when they do it's never past the yard.

"You should buy a car charger so your phone won't die"
"I KNOW but I never really leave my house so that would be a waste of a lot of precious moneeyyyy"
"Yeah your right, you're pretty lazy and never leave your yard"
The wifi comfort zone

by Munrokr May 26, 2014

Wifi

When you dubbledongel someone so hard under sex and they become a catalyst for wifi connection.

Omg man, i gave her the dubble dongel yesterday, couldnt figure out the wifi password though.. shame.

by kangaroocash August 26, 2020

Ma wify

Sweat from your crotch runs down your leg, and rots the top of your socks

You have crotch rot
Rotten sock
Ma wify

by Miltilda August 11, 2018