wifi power

You cannot live without wifi, you know it, we all do, im still in school asking for the wifi password, sad and depressed because i can't get it, maybe one day you can accomplish that, but i know i wont, i am just a lonely old man, sitting at my house, chilling and playin pornhub.

Hey MOM TURN THE WIFI POWER BACK ON!

by mlksaj May 21, 2021

wifi

what da fuck is a wifi?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green

wait jizz is green right?

my dog loves to use my wifi.

by ur mom sex he he November 30, 2021

WiFi Misquito

Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.

James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito

by Whythisword January 27, 2019

Flame King WIFI

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.

Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).

by Madoka Kaname's husband March 14, 2025

Wifi-Punk

An emerging sub cultural movement that is based on the integration of punk into the mainstream as well the emergence of punk in various music genres and subcultures that would otherwise remain the same. This is probably due to Hip-Hop culture becoming Mainstream culture and as did with rock and roll/ pop , punk was born as a rejection to that mainstream ideal. This is injunction with an internet run society that is inherently a dystopian world with utopian technology. Similar to “CyberPunk” but based more in reality.

To be used as an adjective to whenever is necessary. “This bar is very Wifi-Punk”

by ScoobySnacks4you February 23, 2021

LSC WiFi

LSC wifi is sth more

A: what is the best wifi is the world ?
B: La Salle wifi
A: why ?
B: because LSC wifi is sth more

by squatting parrot November 7, 2021

the Wifies Effect

when two or more high-intellect individuals become collectively unintelligent when grouped together

Upon doing an escape room together, the three best friends from Harvard suffered the Wifies Effect as they struggled to figure out what each of the clues actually translated to

by o23gfh July 31, 2025