Stoned wheat thin

A skinny granola person who does a lot of weed

Have you heard of Shawn Mendes? You know, the stoned wheat thin?

by 84philv84 February 08, 2025

Chum wheat

The chummiest of wheat

I like chum wheat.

by Chumwheat May 26, 2020

[Shredded] Wheat

1.The severely disheveled appearance of hair and/or clothing after a night of heavy partying and debauchery.
2.The look of your hair after 3 days without a shower.
3.You shower but don't comb or brush your hair...ever.

Man, did you see Corn's hair this morning? Fully Shredded Wheat!
He must have been with Tattoo Woman again.

by Tahoetjd August 10, 2008

wheat boy

A wheat boy is normally a Kyle, smelly feet, hairy bum and curly toes.

God, you’re acting wheaty today. Acting like a typical wheat boy

by Margey May 25, 2020

Wheat Boy

A wheat boy is, in simple terms, a male who enjoys the finer things in life. For example, someone who spends their time giving out fanum taxes or viewing skibidi toilet content is a wheat boy.

Person 1: Dude, did you see James watching skibidi toilet and edging himself in history?

Person 2: Yeah bro, he’s a total wheat boy

by Janet Sturts December 11, 2023

wheat thank

someone who is weak like a piece of wheat and they can't thank you

the skinny small kid is a wheat thank

by big baller 993 March 08, 2024

wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".

Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.

by QuacksO February 24, 2025