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Jesus-walking

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Strutting around as if one can walk on water; often triggered by varsity athletic status, rowdy friends, and/or alcohol consumption. Derived as an alternate phrase for jaywalking
Police were worried about the number of accidents caused by Jesus-walking and middle-class commuters on the streets of Boulder, Colorado.
by Ellen Wagner April 11, 2008
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power walking

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When people walk down the sidewalk trying to get home before they shit their pants.
I saw two people power walking down the street today. They looked like they had a turd in their pants.
by CedricDoodlehopper April 18, 2014
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Internet Whaling

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v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.
"Is that dumbass pedo, Artia, still internet whaling on LS?"
"Yea!MAN THE HARPOONS! His e-girls cometh! D:"
by HighWinder May 4, 2008
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Land Whaling

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"I went to the beach yesterday and caught a nigga land whaling."
by DoveSoap January 23, 2015
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Juice-waxing

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When a women sits on a man's chest and move her hips back and forth imitating a titjob, but its actually a girl.
Girl: Hey, let me juice-wax you.
Boy: Ok, sure
Boy: What is juice-waxing?
Girl: You'll find out ;)
Boy: owo
by Kekneko August 23, 2018
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Walking Finger

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When you are walking with your girl down the street and you starting fingering her. It is basically fingering a girl while walking
P1- dude i didnt see you get anything from your girl 2nite
P2- haha man i pulled the walking finger
by xxGODxx October 11, 2008
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Walking Wall

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When a group of people walk side-to-side down a hallway, forming a wall that takes up the entire width of the hallway. Walking walls tend to move extremely slowly, causing everyone stuck behind them to move at a snail's pace. Since walking walls tend to take up the width of a hallway, passing one would be impossible.
I'm running late to class, and this walking wall is blocking me.
by JoeySomething March 15, 2009
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