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whitey management 

To deliberately avoid a severe adverse reaction to excessive drug abuse. In many cases the whitey will have been brought on by a prolongued sessioninvolving a cocktail of drugs. The key to whitey management involves a strong will and clear thinking. A glass of water combined with a tactical chunder are viewed as the key tools to overcoming the whitey.
Al once again showed great whitey management after a quick tactical chunder in the downstairs toilet.
whitey management by Robbie November 14, 2003

whitemanised 

The process in which a black man of African or Carribean heritage is invoulantary evolved into a stereotypical white British gentlemen in which they share common traits with said gentlemen such as a posh accent or tendency to drink tea on a regular basis.
Kevin Hart was a primitive African mandinka warrior until he was whitemanised by the whip . In this rare case whitemanisation has taken place correctly.

Whitemanitis 

A disease commonly found in pale men. It's a very common disease throughout the USA you know if you have it because you struggle in basketball and rapping symptoms include spastic reflexes, word slurs, and stupidity. Cures are tanning, being in the hood, starbucks, and suicide
Examples are dumb...unlike Whitemanitis
Whitemanitis by Dr. Gobbler August 8, 2016

Matt Whiteman 

An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.
Girl: Are you ready for this?
Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!
Matt Whiteman by Babycomeback January 13, 2013

Jesse Whiteman 

A pure virgin, Demonstrates 100% virgin like behaviour and also obtains a micro penis.
Jesse Whiteman by EshayGawd420 February 1, 2021

whiteman 

A high class version of marijuana. A blend of whiterhino and amazon tuscan.
Man i hit that whiteman last night and i cant even get up now!
whiteman by JWhiteson May 30, 2009