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emotional vomit 

The response when you ask a friend out of politeness whats going on their life, and they respond by bitching, moaning, and whining about stupid crap just for the sake of attention, and not because anything's really wrong. They've just got a case of the ass, or "poor me" syndrome.

-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both
person a: hey, man, how's life treating you?

person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc

person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off
emotional vomit by Crys-AOD July 2, 2008

feelings vomit 

an outpouring of romantic, schmaltzy feelings by someone who has romantic intentions towards the listener - usually when the listener is unprepared for such feelings and does not return the sentiment
"He called me last night and told me he loved me. It was weird and unexpected and I'm grossed out by the feelings vomit. I haven't even talked to him in 3 weeks!"
feelings vomit by Curves&Nerves November 12, 2009

liquid butt vomit 

A brutal form of diarrhea that feels as if your anus is puking uncontrollably.
I wish we hadn't stopped at White Castle after splitting that case of Black Label, I had a bad case of liquid butt vomit afterwards!
liquid butt vomit by wolfbait December 9, 2008

Shock vomit 

when you become so scared that you instantly feel the need to vomit.
Dave dropped a butcher knife right next to where Carol's baby was sitting earlier today.. He told me he's been experiencing some crazy shock vomit ever since.
Shock vomit by RyCon February 21, 2011

Earthquake vomit 

An Earthquake vomit is when there is a swarm of earthquakes in one region.

Pronunciation: bchgrughrughruch.
Wow, did you see that earthquake vomit that happened yesterday? It looked fascinating!
Earthquake vomit by renseke October 21, 2012

erectile vomit

When a mans penis shoots a load of semen onto someone elses face unexpectedly or earlier than anticipated.
Oh wow, i wasnt expecting my face to be covered in Panda's erectile vomit!
erectile vomit by missSMP/PFK October 23, 2017