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vikings

The ancestors to modern scandinavians (swedes, norwegians and danes). Fearsome, blonde and snotty beasts. Enjoyed raping young virgins in firy rituals and wash their face in mewcous in the morning, to get that sweet mint smell.

Scandinavians today always argue over whose country's history is the most vikingish. Norwegians and danes never seem to let go of the fact that they ALMOST had the UK and France, but hey, I'll raise my pint of mead for that, it's true, but Swedes went to Turkey and impressed the king so much he paid them to stay and becoming his personal guard personel. They came to raid but stayed to get paid, is a modern swedish saying. Even today the name "Ragnar" is scribbled in runes in a church in whatever their capital's name is.
The Swedes also went to present russia on the river Volga and formed trade cities along the way which in created what now is Russia, from the old scandinavian word "rus" - the people who lived in russia before the swedes came and became a lot more than the actual "ruses". But that doesn't make swedes communists.

What most scandinavians doesn't know today is that during the viking era all of us spoke the same language and no states the "countries" between were established. Not until later, in the middle-ages, Sweden, Norway and Denmark were born and fights broke out. Especielly between Sweden and Denmark who faught for over 500 years. For some time, the Denmark took over Sweden and vice versa.

When the norwegians and danes want to compete in a vikingish-comparing-contest they always brag about them ALMOST conquering britain and france et. c. but than the aware swedish man points his fingers on the 2.000 rune stones all over Sweden, and laughs at the silly amount of 500 stones found in Denmark and Norway's 200. The world's most "northiest" stone is found on Frösön, Jämtland.

Norway celebrated their liberation from Swedish rule recently this year, 2005. All hail to them, we donät want their filthy oil anyway...

Away with the hatrid, I say. Let's loot Europe again, norwegians and danes!
Sweden kicks ass, Denmark punches it and Norway strokes it
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vibing

to like, relate or agree with someone's ideas, philosophies or behaviour
1.'i is vibin yo pilosophies'
2. jilly: 'yo homeslice, wanna grab us some eats and head ova to mine's for a joint?
sophie: 'yea bruv. i be vibing yo brainchild!'
jilly: 'word'
by lil'soph September 25, 2006
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red vining

When 2 homosexual males intertwine their penises together similar to the snakes on the medical symbol.
Barry and Todd were red vining and they made a knot by accident. Thankfully Harold helped them get untangled.
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Jahre Viking

The biggest moving object ever created by human hands. Period.

She was built in 1979 as Seawise Giant, was later renamed Happy Giant, and then Jahre Viking. Very recently (2004) she has been renamed again, and is now called Knock Nevis.
This is the news. Today the supertanker Jahre Viking collided head on with the USS Nimitz. The Nimitz was obliterated, while the Jahre Viking suffered minor damage.
by Dirge September 26, 2004
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Viking Helmet

A piercing through the penis head consisting of a half ring with pointed ends, thus resembling the helmet of an (operatic) Viking.
Guy A: "Dude, check out my Viking Helmet"

Guy B: "What? Aww man, I didn't wanna see your junk...but that is pretty awesome."
by s7ryph November 24, 2010
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dirty viking

similiar to the donkey punch. right when you are about to bust your nut, scream "death to the infidels" and hit her in the back of the head with your fist in the shape of a hammer, thus making her clench up tight
the bitch was tore the fuck up so i gave her the dirty viking and it suddenly got really tight
by rand vialpando January 14, 2008
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Vifinita

" I have not seen you in a vifinita."
by Ben Coleman November 14, 2009
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