vegetarian

hey dickheads, dont say you arent a vegetarian if you eat eggs and milk. That would make you not a vegan dumbass. Look the fucking word up in the dictionary.

Vegetarian: "oh i'm a vegetarian"
other person: "really? do u eat eggs and milk?"
vegetarian: "yes, i'm not a vegan."

by vegetariangirl June 13, 2006

Vegetarian

one who smokes only Marijuana and nothing else, none of those othe drugs, fuck that shit, that shit is bad for you

Q:want some crack, get you high?

A: nah man, i'm strictly vegetarian

by Toekzy McVeigh December 15, 2004

vegetariposer

1) A portmanteau of the words vegetarian and poser. This term commonly is associated with a person who becomes a vegetarian for superficial or foolish reasons, rather than understanding the true meaning of vegetarianism. Can also be spelled vegetariposeur.

2) A derogatory term for a vegetarian.

Example 1:

Vegetariposer: Oh my gosh, I can now fit into a size zero and, like, become popular by being a vegetarian! And I'm soo straight-edge! I'm totally getting a date to the prom with the popular boy!

Real Vegetarian: Shut up, vegetariposer. You don't understand the true meaning of vegetarianism, do you?

Example 2:

Bully: Wow, you're such a vegetariposer with your tofu garbage! Tofu smells like fart and it makes you ugly! No wonder you don't have a girlfriend!

Vegetarian: At least I'm not the one who'll be getting mad cow disease and being a fatty from all that McDonald's crap.

by me0Wzors33 May 27, 2012

fanny vegetarian

female who has been single for a while and prefers (organic) vegetables to shop bought toys to tide her over

In the last couple of weeks, I have wrapped muself around a courgette (don't like the texture much) and a couple opf organic carrots (much better) and a cucumber but hell they are wayyyy too bulky! But seriously, it's time for a piece of meat, I don't want to stay a fanny vegetarian for ever!

by JuxTheFirst October 10, 2008

sexual vegetarian

An individual who refuses to engage in oral sex.

My new girlfriend gives great head. She's clearly not a sexual vegetarian.

by Lexmed April 14, 2016

Home Vegetarian

A person who wants to become a vegetarian but loves meat too much to give it all up right away. They start eating vegetarian meals at home slowly to build up the willpower to give it up all when eating outside with friends and family.

Sam is eating those damn burgers without even looking up!! He must be a Home Vegetarian.

by jhonny-boy January 20, 2019

Home Vegetarian

Someone who devours meat when they are out-n-about but eat mostly vegetarian meals at home.

Let's order some juicy steaks and burgers tonight. Oh wait! add something vege for Sam. He is a bloody home vegetarian.

by jhonny-boy January 20, 2019