vaginal batteries

its when you charge your cunt up

yo homie slice go charge your moms vaginal batteries

by George McLean February 2, 2007

vaginal slurp

The sound that is made when a penis slides out of a vagina.

That vaginal slurp was so loud the neighbor's could hear it next door!

by Man Nipples October 12, 2015

vaginal obesity

Used to describe the "pouch" a middle-aged woman grows between her belly-button and vagina. Usually results from childbirth.

Schuyler: What's that bubble under that lady's fanny-pack?
Nate: Vaginal obesity.

by Dwayne Carter February 8, 2007

Vaginal Wind Tunnel

When a woman's vagina is beyond loose. The vaginal wind tunnel tends to queef very often and a man gains no pleasure from being inside one.

"Yo bro, i heard that bitch was hella tight"

"Nah B"

"Hot dog down a hallway?"

"More like a Vaginal Wind Tunnel"

by StevePCwall January 31, 2009

Vaginal tear

The act of ejaculating in a vagina, and after you take your penis out, semen leaks out, making a tear

Man I just banged the hell out of that girl and gave her the biggest vaginal tear...

by Havoline April 17, 2009

Vaginal Crustation

1)Small, fluffy creature attracted to the female repoductive gland. Once thre, it stays for a while.
2)A vaginal crust which can be peeled off for a smooth fuck or left on for a rough fuck

1)Look at this vaginal crustation! It turned up last night when I was dancing, and I can't seem to get rid of it!!
2)Will you help me peel off this Vaginal Crustation; Rich is coming over in a bit!

by dan258 December 10, 2003

Vaginal Broccoli

Nasty-ass curly pubes that usually get in the way of an eat-out session

Hey man, I tried to eat out this one bitch when i got some of her vaginal broccoli in my teeth!

by John Whammer October 15, 2007