vacation flu

The fake illness one contrives when they get back from vacation but do not want to go back to work.

Francine's week-long vacation got extended by a few days as a result of the vacation flu she contrived when the alarm clock went off.

by Bossy Larry December 2, 2013

Blow Vacation

Because blow ‘job’ sounds like work

Ken: How about a blow vacation?
Lady: I don’t follow
Ken: Doesn’t a blow ‘job’ sound like work?
Lady: Well then... *gulp gulp...*

by David Shinn October 3, 2018

vacation dick

Dick that you don't see on a regular basis.

My side nigga got that good vacation dick.

by 6duce33 June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A dick you get only on vacation.
Its usually a very nice one.

My boyfriend gave my ass the vacation dick, it was awesome.

by Plantbob June 10, 2016

vacation syndrome

when you go on vacation and all the girls appear to be hotter than the girls in your hometown, usually because you're only paying attention to the hot ones. (applies to day trips as well)

A: Dude I got Vacation Syndrome cause the ass here is ridiculous!

J: lol did it give you yogurt pants?

A: You know it, there are NO ugly chicks here!

by goldenwings173 January 28, 2014

$25 vacation

$25 worth of any psychedelic drug

Person 1:Hey man I'd love a $25 vacation this weekend!
Person 2: My friend sells shrooms he can hook you up bro

by Psilocybinator October 22, 2013

vacation dick

A dick so large it can only be had on certain occasions like vacation. Usually over 9 inches in length.

OMG Becky, I was in Key West last week and I caught som huge vacation dick.

by Thor, King of Assguard June 17, 2016