The Utah Five 

Also known as the mighty five, this conquest is achieved when oral, digital, or penile fornication is achieved in all five of the national parks within the state of Utah.

Upon receiving oral gratification on the red limestone of Arches National park I have now finally achieved the Utah five.

The Utah Five by M. Scarpati March 2, 2021

University of Utah 

1. A university in Salt Lake City that Jack-Mormons revere as an Ivy-League school. A decent and cheap public school that may lead to a solid career in Utah, Idaho, some parts of Arizona, and no where else.

2. A "back up plan" for students applying to BYU, but are too conceited to attend Utah Valley University.

3. A junior college in Salt Lake City, with a twist: they hand out Bachelor's Degrees.

4. A public university for people who hate Mormons, but are afraid to leave Utah.

Father: "Did you get accepted to BYU?"
Son: "No, but the University of Utah accepted me."
Father: "Oh..."

Friend 1: "Man, Mormons are self righteous!"
Friend 2: "Then why don't you just leave Utah?"
Friend 1: "Umm..."

University of Utah by monzon November 24, 2009

University of Utah 

A taxpayer-supported university located in Salt Lake City for people who

A. don't have the grades or the test scores to get into BYU
B. want to major in smoking pot, getting laid, drinking beer, jerking off, or journalism
C. want to study Marxism
D. are non-Mormon or Jack Mormon

Orrin was rejected by BYU so he decided to enroll at the University of Utah where he majored in jerking off and minored in journalism.

University of Utah by Jose Pendejo September 19, 2003

University of Utah 

The University of Utah is a college in Salt Lake City, Utah. It offers the thrilling lifestyle of living in a desolate wasteland surrounded by Mormons, and the academic prestige of a community college. But, hey, at least it's cheap.

Student: Are you going to the party tonight?

Friend: Party? We're in Utah.

Student: Oh yeah, well I guess we can study for class.

Friend: Why bother? A degree from the University of Utah is ignored outside of Utah, but not needed inside Utah where you can easily get a job from one of your four thousand uncles.

University of Utah by Jeremy Danger November 24, 2009

Herriman, Utah 

Town that consists of a grocery store, gas station, Wendy's, and thwe creepy old guy with the shotgun that lives in "them hills o'er there".

Josh: Herriman,Utah is so friggen boring it's not worth living anymore! I'm going to kill myself by jumping into a wheat field or going on "Old Man Butterfield's" property
Stetson : You're a sissy. You won't kill yourself
Josh: I know... People in Herriman, Utah are just like that though

Herriman, Utah by Josh December 25, 2004

Virgin, Utah 

A small town in the middle of nowhere Utah about 4-5 hours away from Salt Lake City. Made the news in May 2000 when the town passed a law requiring all residents to keep and maintain a gun.

I wouldn't want to live in Virgin, Utah. The right to keep and bear arms should be a choice, not a requirement.

Virgin, Utah by Gaaraofthedamned May 26, 2012

Going to Utah 

When you fuck a bbw tranny while getting shit on at Rocket League

Damn, Loki Just whiffed hard. I bet he’s going to Utah

Going to Utah by RealMiamiLesbos December 9, 2021