Pleasant Grove Utah

City in Utah, known for being Pleasant, yet grove-ly. Also known for producing the most NOOBtastic NOOBS in all of Utah. Yeah, the only drugs these people can hook you up with is the shit their family practicioner prescribes. Only use is as a half way point.

PG noob: hey could you drive to Pleasant Grove Utah to hook me up with a $3 bag?
O.G.: who the fuck is this?

PG Noob: what about roofies?

by pfffuckers! January 12, 2011

Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas

A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!

In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023

Beryl Utah

A shit hole in the middle of nowhere. Where kids are kept somewhat captive and dont have a good social life!

a single zit on a vast fat mans body, IS LIKE BERYL UTAH

by RBWBeryl RESIDENT May 11, 2011

Utah Cream Churner

When you use heavy whipping cream as lube and it turns into whipped cream after 30 minutes.

“My best friend asked if we could do the Utah Cream Churner”

by 6116 February 19, 2025

The Utah Saddlebackers

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Church, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex. Specifically from the Mormon community.

Kristine is still a virgin in the eye's of God because the Utah Saddlebackers entered in the back door.

by WhatzZitTooya September 6, 2022

Utah Sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of caffeine.

I am Utah Sober, I only drink Red Bulls.

by RoundenBrown August 23, 2025

Utah Happy Meal

The act of defecating in a toolbox. Usually as a form of revenge or to cause a problem.

My friend and I snuck into a construction zone and did an Utah Happy Meal in a workers toolbox.

by Utahs_Ronald_McDonald September 19, 2023