Swollen Urethra

The act of shoving a dead invertebrate such able to release toxins even once it’s dead down the urethra of your penis.

This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.

“Jesus, David! Stopping shoving that dead bee down your cock! You’re going to get Swollen Urethra!”

by Grant Hansen June 18, 2018

severe urethral trauma

Severe trauma to the urethra.

Girl- down to do the dirty?
Guy- can’t, I have severe urethral trauma

by TBone2222 November 15, 2023

grandma ureta

Fraser's grandma. When he sticks a pencil up his ureta; she transforms into super ureta!

Avid kaka eater. MAAAACK MAAAACK MAAAAACKAKAKAKAKAKAKkA

hey gam gam grandma ureta may i have a cookie?

gramma URETHRRA: no. eat kaka instead.

*flicks cheed in her eyes*

urenus brutus grandcheed kakazoid deepvoicetus munglo uretata: *uretes everywhere*

by Brutus the Indifferent September 26, 2024

Anal Urethra

A term that combines both the type of diarrhea one has experienced in terms of consistancy of disharge as well as describing the severity of a bowl movement whether in the past or present tense; regardless of location, temperature, or time of day the bowl movement is or has occurred.

Jesus H. Christ I'm exhausted from pissing out my asshole all night . The yuengling drafts I had at The Old Eagle Tarvern are forcing my Anal Urethra to work overtime with no signs of respite in the near future.

by Gaunche February 15, 2025

The Rusted Urethra

The act when ones friend play a "prank" on their fallen asleep friend buy placing a slim metal rod inside their urethra; so the person urine will decompose the metal causing it to rust.

Dam it guys, why did you have to give me The Rusted Urethra you guys know I dont have my tetanus shot!

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023