Petting the Unicorn

To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.

I.E Fingering.

I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.

by POLO Ralph December 2, 2011

stop tickling furry unicorns

Stop tickling furry unicorns is another way of saying STFU which means "Shut the f*** up".

Stop tickling furry unicorns

by Fluffy Dinos April 5, 2016

Unicron

Big, Shaq sized Transformer who eats up any planet or moon in it's path. Basically the baddest mofo in the universe. He has a "planet mode" in which he consumes planets and also a robot mode. First appearance was in the 1980's Transformers Cartoon Movie, in which he rebuilt a defeated Megatron into Galvatron, and in return he made Galvatron his bitch. But at the end of the film Hot Rod turned into Rodimus Prime via The Matrix (Allspark in live movie) and Rodimus used The Matrix to destroy Unicron.
Unicron better appear in the next live movie.
Also note that Unicron had epic voice. And oh ya, the movie takes place in the year 2005, so it all happened 2 years ago...
Unicron:"For a time…I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron. But now, you shall witness...its dismemberment!"

RE1000: "What's that thing eating the moon up there in space? Ohhhh it's The Unicron!"

by RE1000 August 30, 2007

unicorn turds

unicorn turds are unicorn's sparkly, flourescent, rainbow turds which, when cut open, reveal my little ponie's magical paradise!!!!
often used in place of an expletive

"Oh unicorn turds!"

by wowohmygod February 12, 2010

limp dick unicorn

When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.

I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn!

by 100%Real May 7, 2015

unicorn fart

A word used to describe 'renewable' forms of energy

Do you think unicorn fart enery would be enough to replace fossil fuels?

by nick_g May 18, 2011

Unicorn Mom

UnicornMom

/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given

I just love my new Unicorn Mom friend Bianca, she always makes me laugh.

by Mommyof3beauties June 18, 2016