two bits

A US 25-cent coin, after the old Spanish coins that could be cut into eighths.

"Shave and a haircut, two bits."

by octopod November 23, 2003

two dicks

an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.

Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!

by splinter barberino January 16, 2006

Two Kings

The Rock Duo Consisting of one "Kyle Gass"(Acoustics) and one "Jack Black"(Vocals). They Pride Themselves On Being The Greatest Band In The World.

And it is true.

by larstait October 28, 2003

two cents

Non-requested opinion/s

Don't let Wanda add her two cents in what's not her business.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 22, 2005

Zero Two

Best Girl, 10/10 would smash, I deal zannies lol help me, i need physical help... seriously

I WOULD SMASH ZERO TWO M8

by Remu le Dinowhore June 12, 2018

two rings

it means that ur gay

hey didrik! are you wearing two rings?! are you gay?

by tworingman February 26, 2019

Two Skin

A penis with little foreskin.

When Nick whipped out his penis for biology, he said that he had foreskin. However, the teacher corrected him by stating that his foreskin is actually only two skin.

by Alexei The Russian December 20, 2008