by Oompa Loompa Twins July 11, 2010

Self Explanatory - Cock Sucker
This is a personal favorite when leaving feedback on eBay. Appropriate for uneducated buyers hence "Twinkie Smoker"
by GG and Mary AH November 5, 2009

by Da Shredder February 25, 2007

To have penetrative sex.
I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!
Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.
Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.
by testicheese December 24, 2019

Twinky Tidy: -adj
(Abb: 'twidy')
When an individual cleans a room and it matches the standard of that of a twinks room in a porn film.
(Abb: 'twidy')
When an individual cleans a room and it matches the standard of that of a twinks room in a porn film.
by UKTwink May 23, 2014

(1) to give a very rough hand job that hurts, yet somehow feels oh so good
(2) to masturbate with little or no lube
(2) to masturbate with little or no lube
by brotha from anotha motha November 1, 2005

"Dude want to see me pull a Stinky Twinkie?!"
"Hell yeah I do! It's the miracle of life!" *high five*
"Hell yeah I do! It's the miracle of life!" *high five*
by Triple N August 7, 2011
