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Rusty Nutcracking Trombone

This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.
I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.
by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010
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Russian Trombone

The act of receiving a hand job while having your partner blow on your butt hole.
Bro, last night I got a russian trombone from this Indian hooker and my butt hole is still moist!
by GRDN June 28, 2012
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Rusty Trombone

a trombone that was left in the rain
my trombone got rusty because it was left in the rain and rust formed all over the shaft and mouthpiece, thus it was a rusty trombone...indeed.
by John Ritter April 19, 2006
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Shiny Trombone

A rusty trombone wherein the recipient of analingus and a reacharound concludes by urinating rather than ejaculating.
James drank a large quantity of coffee early in the morning, so his anticipated rusty trombone instead became a shiny trombone.
by timpanum September 20, 2014
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Tromboner

An ignorant name used by some jealous bastard when that someone see's a trombonist with their trombone, because they think it is funny. usually used by football players, cheerleaders, potheads and people that have no life.
~walk, walk, walk~

footballer- "hey tromboner!" "hahaha"
trombonist- ~mumble~ "douchefuck"
by ~blah, blah, blah~ December 20, 2009
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Rusty Trombone

Yo got my red wings last night and made her play the Rusty Trombone YEAH THE Rusty Trombone
by Big Swol October 4, 2005
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rusty trombone

Sucking cock and whos ever cock is being sucked blows ass. The motion is called the trombone the ass is called rusty.
John Henry was giving Richy the once over and Richy blew ass.
by lover of women February 5, 2004
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