towel fetish

Someone obsessed with towels in a sexual manner. People with towel fetish love the feeling of towels on their body. Yes, it's a thing.

Bathing, sleeping, rubbing, and having sex your towels is pretty much towel fetish.

by TubaJoe May 14, 2015

Twat Towel

A Tampon / Tampax / Sanitary Towel. That horrible thing that women put on their cunts to soak up a period.

Oi you bitch, your fucking twat towel is lying on the toilet floor again.

by Terry T November 27, 2006

Foul Towel

Piece of cloth or clothing used to wipe the jism off one's belly after masturbating. Generally unwashed and stored under the bed, the foul towel develops an ungodly odor and becomes rigid after several uses. May be able to stand on it's own with enough use. Often used by a towel wanker. See also wank towel or gak towel.

I ran out of tissues, so I had to use my shirt as a foul towel.

by Joe Blob October 13, 2005

Towel performance

The quality of sex you have with your towel while masterbating.

Gross, dude. But nice towel performance.

by letsgoducks August 30, 2010

desperation towel

1. When one uses a restroom and there are either no paper towels or a hand dryer, so he or she just uses his shirt as a substitute. In the ideal situation, a colleague or employee is using the bathroom the same time as you and you can use their desperation towel.

Jake: "Hey bra! What ya up to?"
Brian: "I'm waiting for Bill to use the bathroom so I can use his Pink shirt as a desperation towel."

by Ndawg12 April 2, 2010

towel job

A substitute for oral sex, that includes a towel massaging a penis.

Babygurrl, it's okay, I don't need to cum in your mouth. Bring out the towel, give me a towel job, and finish me off.

by Beaverhousen May 11, 2008

Towel Tactics

The different ways to utilize a towel for your own benefit. Ways such as whacking someone with a towel when you're pissed at them, choking an unsuspecting victim with a towel for any given reason, or using it to wipe up some "you know what" after you had some fun.

Guy #1 Hey, I wonder what you I do with this towel.
Guy #2 Well I'm sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
Guy #1 Yes! I can use Towel Tactics!!

George used many Towel Tactics this Sunday when his annoying cousin came over.

by Tactical Titty Teen July 28, 2010