Kater Tot

An origin of Frederick, MD. Currently residing in Chambersburg, PA, after making the wise choice of upgrading.

A "Kater Tot" makes up half of a Unit (see: C-Unit). Typically taken for granted by bitches, boats, and hoes, The Tot only gets stronger, wiser and wittier with time.

The "Kater Tot" is an Irish soul who bears the gift of charisma. The iron stomach within the Tot makes her capable of drinking anyone under the table. Dare you should try, and you shall be defeated by death from alcohol poisoning.

Often confused with bitchassness, Kater Tot is wise, honest, blunt and all-around f'real. With the Tot, you are guaranteed a grand time filled with funnies and good jams. Once you got the Tot, you never have to worry about being alone. This homie's got a backbone of solid gold and is a promised friend 'til the end.

If you should come across this "Kater Tot," you should treat her with respect, crack her open a beer, draw her a portrait with a trumpet on her shirt, and quote Anchorman.

synonyms: T-Unit, crazy ass white girl numero uno and a half, K. Tizzle, K-Tot, Kate mother fucking Lash, and C-Unit's hunchback sidekick.
"I don't know how to be a balla :("
"Call up Kater Tot"
"Kater who?"
"Kater Tot... be all-knowin' about the art of ballin'"

or

"I've never met a soul who didn't like Kater Tot."
by chrissymyers January 24, 2009
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Hater Tots

a metaphorical food that one eats when one is allegedly hating. it is clever because it sounds like Tater tots.
Jen: that guy bill thinks he's the coolest with his pearl-snap shirt and his stupid solara convertible.

Dijone: damn girl, maybe you should lay off the hater tots.
by pseudowoodo12 March 21, 2013
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def tots

literally: definitely totally

def tots is a play off of the abbreviations of definitely (def) and totally (tots).
def tots can be used as a replacement for definitely, totally, or absolutely, and can also be used to emphasize an adjective.
EXAMPLE ONE
p1: that guy is so hot!!
p2: uhhh, def tots.

EXAMPLE TWO
p1: how was your weekend?
p2: it was def tots awesome!
by whyareallthenamestaken August 11, 2008
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devastater-tots

I think I overdid it with the side dish of devastater-tots today at lunch.
by MTQ December 21, 2006
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Cum tot

The thick chunks in a man's cum when he has had blue balls for a couple months.
You don't wanna too long without getting your dick sucked! You might end up jizzing out a painful load of cum tots!
by Rodney777 April 08, 2011
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Tater tots

Man don't f*** with me or else I'll have to put a tater tot in you!

Got my shotgun loaded with tater tots.
by DrizzleMo February 10, 2014
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Prosti-tot

a young female slutty whore-faced skank. Often made fun of because of her abnormally premature body, and stupiduty.
*stacy is such a prosti-tot

stop being a prosti-tot

WHORE
by kittymarie1991 January 31, 2009
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