When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.
Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!
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A turd expelled at an extremely accelerated rate due to a simultaneous poop fart as the turd exits the anus
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After being unable to shit for 3 days whilst on a road trip, John dropped a Canadian Torpedo when arriving home, both saving water and emptying his bowels.
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Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.
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