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muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart
If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.
by crabbiie February 2, 2020
mugGet the muddy tootmug.

toot shoot

The place from which a fart, or a toot in this case is shot out of aka the bum hole.
When I was younger my uncle touched my toot shoot
by DATEBOII4158 May 10, 2017
mugGet the toot shootmug.

predoody toots

The release of intestinal gases preceding defecation.
I have the predoody toots! I may have to shit soon!
by melissa anne June 16, 2007
mugGet the predoody tootsmug.

Boob Toot

exhaling into a single female breast causing a soft flatulent sound
by ChillywillyN May 21, 2015
mugGet the Boob Tootmug.

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.
There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.
by thumperconway August 22, 2009
mugGet the drive by tootingmug.

Toot sleeve

by Jakeytherippey22 January 24, 2021
mugGet the Toot sleevemug.

Toot machine

A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies
Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!
by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019
mugGet the Toot machinemug.

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