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Toot Mute

To mute or silence the outgoing audio on a phone or electronic device while talking to a female significant other; in order to mask the sound generated by one's flatulence.
While on the phone with my girlfriend, I Toot Muted her.
by Ciggie Smalls May 27, 2011
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toot fruit

Man, I thought I just had some nasty ass farts, but then I had to run to the toilet and make some toot fruit!
by Baber14 March 8, 2018
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toot toot peanut butter

An interjection used to request the forgiveness of another whom you have or soon will inconvenience. (a.k.a. Excuse Me, Pardon Me)
Sally said, "Toot toot Peanut Butter" requesting Sue to step asside as she passed through the narrow hallway.
by BS August 10, 2004
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toot square

the sound of a 180 degree fart that encompasses the whole room.
Man my wife just leaked a toot square around the buffet table, it sounded like aids
by tonyromo88 July 6, 2011
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Toot Toot

A big dummy, basically an asshole and a sucker lmao.
Him: Who are you?
Another guy: Ummm...
Him: Ok you are Toot Toot.
by DaRealNoobie June 24, 2021
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Toot Sweet

He loves to dance all night with my girlfriend at the clubs. He is also her masseur, who waxes her vag, and gives her spa treatments. I don't worry what they do together, because he is Toot Sweet..
by Angelo Giuseppe Salvatore January 4, 2019
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