tonk

Something that is so random yet so cool.

*whips out penis on a bike ride*
“Look at it! Haha!”
“Bro! That was tonk!

by BoogieToogie September 07, 2020

Tonk

Tonk/Tonking is the act of rubbing one’s penis on carpet then touching thy penis on another penis to create static electricity

“Im bored”
“Let’s tonk each other”

by bigtowernuts August 27, 2023

tonk

a tonk is a vape. so that means having a tonk sesh would mean having a vape sesh.

hey bruv pass da tonk g

by dan the man 69420 March 13, 2020

Tonk

It’s combines the meanings of courage, grit and spunk

That guy has some real tonk

by Yuhngtt July 10, 2018

all fucking honky tonk man

To attack with a guitar.

Singer: "If you people at the bar don''t shut up, I will go all fucking honky tonk man on your ass!"

by TheFleeceMan September 21, 2019

tonk head

A person (usually male) getting very drunk and loud and looking like a complete mess

Look at that tonk head! Put ya shirt back on!

by Consuala banana hammock August 27, 2017

Sardined Honkey Tonk

Tight jean wearing red neck, specifically in reference to the hair pulling, ball shifting difficulties of wearing tight jeans for cowboy boot wearing hotties.

Dat dem dair is a sardined honkey tonk.

by FoxyFly January 07, 2018