e-tongue

The act of flirting over the internet. Usually via MMORPG games or chat using built in functions of the game called "emotes".

Mobyus was totally slipping Amep the e-tongue over there.

by Meppers November 6, 2007

rigamortis tongue

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

tongue and clit

1. the act of touching ones tongue to another's clitoris
2. the act of eating out
3. when a lesbian licks another's vagina

Were you guys doing it tongue and clit?

by Cleet May 5, 2004

porno tongue

theatrical, passionate use of the tongue

If he gives that ice cream any more porno tongue...

by SnapeKilledDumbles September 28, 2005

tongue dumpster

A slutty lesbian who sleeps around with little regard for peoples feelings.

Katey was devastated when she found out her new lady was nothing more than a tongue dumpster to the whole field hockey team.

by Eric Thorsland September 6, 2012

Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.

John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.

by dim bulb June 2, 2009

tinder tongue

Diarreah induced by tonguing a butthole of someone you met on Tinder. Nay!

I don’t have the flu. I have a case of Tinder tongue.

by Loveick April 24, 2018