Old Tomato

Substitute for ultimatum

Sydney was tired of waiting for Hunter propose, so she gave him the old tomato

by Lzydogrnch July 24, 2020

Tomato bitchkeeper

One of those retarded expressions people create on urban dictionary, with sex involved by default so they can reach +1000 likes with zero effort, this because that is the only definition someone wrote for that word

Tomato bitchkeeper

A fat dude wearing a red hoodie who eats lots of ass

by Some fucker took my name August 16, 2019

bleeding tomato

A reference to one's vagina during their menstrual cycle.

My bleeding tomato stained my white pants.

by Team3redheads December 30, 2019

tomatoes for charity

An organization that purely exists in the imagination of young girls that gives tomatoes to charities.

Person A: what on earth are you going to do with all of those tomatoes?

Person B: well of course I'm going to give them to Tomatoes for Charity

by bazooka-princesses3 January 2, 2012

tomato watch

A warning broadcasted by local television alerting residents of a dangerous surge in tomato production. Not to be confused with tornado sauce.

Our Doppler radar has picked up some strong agricultural disturbances, so a tomato watch has been put into effect. Watch your step, as tomato juice stains wreak havoc on suede.

by Frosty August 24, 2003

Split Tomato

When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.

Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato

by RagePrblm August 4, 2003

hanging tomato

after having sex with a woman on the rag, drag your blood-covered balls across the woman's face, than dangle them in front of her eyes

Vicki is on the rag, and wants me to give her the hanging tomato this evening.

by Ruettiger Van Dyke April 8, 2009