thief snake

A sketchy well-known louse who torches vehicles and pockets money from local pizza establishments.
An uncertain dad who wears white new balance shoes
An unexplainable snitch

Leo Lurns is the shadiest thief snake in all of eastern canada

by Wall648acad February 1, 2017

lady thief

where someone, usually a hot tan male steals females which belong to someone else.

the lady thief is likely to be well rigged, humorous and attractiive.

this is most likely to happen when the person whom the female belongs with originally is absent, whether it be overseas ( for example in germany ) or just no longer able to satisfy his woman.

hey did you see what ryan did to jordan? yes he is a real lady thief.

hey mate you still with brodie? nah got lady thiefed.

by #hkcanthelpstealingtrim October 18, 2011

Time thief

Someone who takes up your time with pointless explanations or anecdotes.

When asking a collegue a yes/no question, he replied with a 45 minute response. Not only that but he sent a follow up email later that day and when I didn't reply once again accosted me with with his response (which still didn't answer the question). My collegue is a time thief as he took more than an hour of my time.

by happykat October 14, 2009

Oxygen thief

Those in our community that consume OXYGEN but are of no real value. Particularly those who inhale large amounts of OXYGEN and exhale copious amounts of CARBON DIOXIDE in the process of expounding at great length on one issue or another. READ, POLITICIANS, LAWYERS, BARRISTERS, BANKERS, STOCKBROCKERS.

OXYGEN THIEF: Current Batch of bankers with thier hand in my pocket to bale them out after causing the WFC through thier own greed and arrogance. Current batch of politicians with thier hand in my pocket to give money to the current batch of bankers and stockbrokers.
What can a pidgeon in NYC still do that a stockbroker cant?
Leave a deposit on a BMW.

by MEANOLDBASTARD May 16, 2010

blanket thief

A bad man who sneaks up in your business and loots your valuable baby blanket for his own nefarious purposes. Then he revels in his conquest of your tears, only darkness resides in a blanket thief's heart.

Sean STOLE my baby blanket, though he denies it, he is a blanket thief.

by VerucaSaltPants November 24, 2013

Glory Thief

One who steals anothers Glory. First coined by Brian Spicer in 1999 and soon after stolen by David "Puck" Rainey and Justin Gulley. (true glory thieves.)

At work you accomplish something glorious only to have a co-worker take credit. Your co-worker is a glory thief.

by Brian Spicer December 9, 2008

Shine Thief

A game in Mario Kart one plays when he/she wants to communicate that he/she is gay but still in the closet. This preserves the secrecy of the gay while facilitating a friendly yet competitive Mario Kart battle.

Hey did you hear Gregory asked to play me in Shine Thief? Do his parents know?

by 420MarioKartB0iz April 19, 2018