Max

someone who is fun but annoying as CRAP like this kid is the annoyance in annoying

Kid - wassup max

Max - WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE

kid - oh god piss off

by MaxIsntCool4949 September 9, 2020

max

To ejaculate in your pants without any prior physical stimulation.

She was so hot, I maxxed my pants.

by Max de Tran June 26, 2010

max

A word which means to relax

Shit back and max man

by B's up C's down November 13, 2006

to the max

adv. phrase. All the way. In drinking, consume a whole keg. In sex, go to home plate. In parties, dance and drink and throw up.

John pushed that keg to the max.

by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005

Max

Cancer, autism, and AIDS in one single human being.

My name's max!
I wanna fucking kill myself

by Cantism69 September 12, 2016

maxxed

To max someone.
To shoot someone in the back from the train station.

Dat nigga jus maxxed me.

by hollabax January 14, 2005

Maxing

Eating mass amounts of food or mass amounts of drink really fast

Guy 1: (Chugging soda really fast)
Guy 2: Dude, you're totally maxing on that soda!

by spazzymcfool October 31, 2010