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squeezing a creamer

I went to the bathroom and started "squeezing a creamer"
by All the good ones are taken October 28, 2014
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woolen squeeze

When a girl with a set of sweater cows gives you a big hug and you kind of get trapped between them.
Christina Hendricks was wearing a delightful cable knit Nordic sweater, and gave me a woolen squeeze that I'll never forget.
by codo17 September 30, 2011
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Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.
Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!
by Colonel Snorch May 4, 2017
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Squeeze Chili

“Oh shit Bro!...move...MOVE NOW!...where’s the bathroom? I gotta Squeeze Chili!”
by subtronic October 11, 2018
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Supulveda Squeeze

Created by Hollywood Producers Scott Manville and Jon Alan Stewart. The Supulveda Squeeze references the attempt of a Producer to start undermining the importance or desire for an actor once said actor has agreed to be part of a project.

The “squeeze” is applied so that the actor and agent start believing that their services aren’t needed as much as they thought and thus making the actor willing to accept less money.
“As soon as Rob Lowe agreed to be part of the project, they started to infer that he was kind of old and they don’t know how they can work him into having a bigger part; they are totally doing a Supulveda Squeeze on him.
by SouthWilshire April 8, 2022
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Peepee-squeeze

Squeezing or compacting of the male genitalia; another name for stupid and/or retard
Hey Garrett,you are a little peepee-squeeze for not getting one hundred percent on the math quiz
by Kenneth Cuntwell April 1, 2010
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Squeeze-ripe

When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.
I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.
by AndreaMcN July 12, 2018
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