Peepee-squeeze

Squeezing or compacting of the male genitalia; another name for stupid and/or retard

Hey Garrett,you are a little peepee-squeeze for not getting one hundred percent on the math quiz

by Kenneth Cuntwell April 1, 2010

Heart Squeeze

When someone makes you uwu to the point you start screeching loudly in love

I just had the biggest heart squeeze when she replied uwu back to my uwu

by Giraffes Neck September 30, 2019

Squeeze-ripe

When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.

I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.

by AndreaMcN July 12, 2018

Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.

Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!

by Colonel Snorch May 4, 2017

Ripple Squeeze

When a girl farts while preforming anal sex.

She just gave me a ripple squeeze, it was nasty...
Felt good though!

by InsideNig January 22, 2011

Squeezed the orange

Where a women gets an abortion. Somewhat like popping a cherry but for abortion.

"Did you hear about that chick on 16 and pregnant? She got the abortion."
"What?"
"Oh, she Squeezed the orange, to make it simple."
"Oh, speak English,smartass.

by G-Swizzy gets busy June 20, 2010

Thigh Squeeze

On November 5th anyone can squeeze anyone’s upper or inner thigh without permission.

I squeeze your thigh, you squeeze my thigh because it’s Thigh Squeeze day!

by Madeasajoke21 November 4, 2019