by 7568ino January 1, 2024
Get the Kris Get The Bananamug. Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.
by kristosticky December 16, 2024
Get the A shitty krismug. by bucketcom December 20, 2023
Get the Krismug. Kris is the best person to ever exist. They are so funny and caring and loving and god I love them so much. If you meet a kris, keep them forever please they are the best thing to ever happen to me. Theyre always there for you snd theyre super funny and theyre sweet and
by WolfieTheWeeb November 24, 2021
Get the Krismug. A slang word for
a girl so powerful she could walk through a fiery hell. Most likely a girl named this will have a weird personality and she will randomly outburst peculiar comments. Though her weird comments and doings may be off-pudding for some of us, her blazing beauty makes it all worth it.
She most likely have blonde hair and green eyes. The green eyes will most likely make a brown field green again.
a girl so powerful she could walk through a fiery hell. Most likely a girl named this will have a weird personality and she will randomly outburst peculiar comments. Though her weird comments and doings may be off-pudding for some of us, her blazing beauty makes it all worth it.
She most likely have blonde hair and green eyes. The green eyes will most likely make a brown field green again.
Girl 1: Omg that field is so fucking ugly and brown
Kris: Looks at it
Girl 1: No way you made it green again with your blazing eyes.
Kris: Looks at it
Girl 1: No way you made it green again with your blazing eyes.
by TheUntoldLegend January 3, 2024
Get the Krismug. A Kris is a strong, tuff and confidential individual that is loyal to defend his friends and especially family. A Kris is always jumping to your defence even if it means jumping in harm's way. Kris is the best person you could have by your side if you went to war, a warrior, selfless , good-looking and kind , lady's man who would make the best boyfriend ever because he would die for your honour, best person to talk to because he always has the right things to say and is a gentleman with ediquette . Kris has a large penis and is a very good operator with it. Kris is a genuine indervidguall
by Karl gto September 11, 2020
Get the Krismug. Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.
Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.
Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!
Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.
Kris: Moooo!
Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!
Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.
Kris: Moooo!
by Luigimax14 May 16, 2022
Get the Krismug.