Tromboner

When somebody gets a boner by looking at the hole and shape of a trombone

Guy 1: Damn Man! That trombone looks like it would be dope to fuck!

Guy 2: Ooh, got a tromboner, do you?

by Wiggity Wagaddy February 22, 2018

Tromboner

A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't

A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't

"He watches inapropriate things and he gets trumboners"

by thme November 19, 2018

Trombone

An extremely loud blasting device often used to harass members of the high woodwind section. Can play extremely low and high. Best instrument!

Trombones are enemies of flutes.

by BandNerd420 January 5, 2019

Trombone jokes

A trombone joke is a joke that often involves the numbers 69 and 420. They usually include the majority of dead 2012 memes, and referring to someone's joke as a trombone joke is usually an insult. Of course, some people find this humor hilarious and will take it as a compliment.

Cashier: That will cost you four dollars and twenty cents
Customer: Blaze it
Cashier: Sir, we don't allow trombone jokes in our store. That is a violation of our rules.

by Sockth January 25, 2019

Trombone

A heavy instrument thats kinda hard to learn and hold but it gets better

1:Bro my trombone is so fricking heavy!
2:Really? Let me help you carry it.
1:Nah i want buff arms, this will help at least a little.

by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019

rusty trombone

The act of having you're ass licked and getting a handjob at the same time

That girl sure plays a mean rusty trombone

by tisom July 6, 2014

Russian Tromboner

Russian tromboner: when a russian girl is high and plays the trombone hallucinating thinking it's dick.

Man did you see the Russian Tromboner last night after the party?

by omarstones July 9, 2014