blue vein thobber

A blue vein thobber is a penis, a cock, a hard on, a boner, a mighty phallic weapon of cunt destruction.

1) Honey, please commence to gobbling my blue vein thobber since I just pulled it from your drippin poop chute.

2) Suck the snot out of my fuck stick, in other words, partake of the goo emenating from my blue vein thobber.

by Ezeerider September 27, 2004

Thor

The person whose fault it is.

It's Thor's fault
It's all Thors fault

by UKPiglet October 20, 2006

thorinduil

An extremely hot ship of Thranduil, King of Mirkwood, and Thorin, the king of the Lonely Mountain. Mostly heard from extreme Lord of the Ring and Hobbit fandomers.

Girl: OMG! I love Thranduil, he is so hot!
Girl 2: dude! Thorin is super cute!!
Me: SHIP THEM!! THORINDUIL!!

by thorinduler February 15, 2014

thorfinn

A vicious chihuahua that craves human blood

Oh no! It's a Thorfinn, run!

by @∆∆∆ July 30, 2017

Thore

A combination of a tool and a whore. The "h" is silent.

Damn, Luke is such a thore!

by thatonetool May 21, 2011

thor

A giant, ~24" dildo. It's freaking huge. Sells for $150.

I raped Jimmy with Thor, and now his pelvis is shattered.

by Vee Are Are Schee July 14, 2004

Thor's Banhammer

A veritable boomerang, any member of anon can take up the Banhammer to smite losers in a fell swoop. It expands to infinity once equipped and can be folded into a pea-drop in your pocket.

It is the ultimate tool of anon and can be taken anywhere.

Used for smiting.

Scumbag Steve: Wanna hear me free-style?
Loloki: Lotso zeros behind this guy's checks.

Shortacat: Purr, purr do thaaat.
Anon: <Thor's Banhammer>
Scumbag Steve: Harumph! I need to work on stealing mixtapes.

/retires to mom's basement for seven years.
Chorus: CP!!!

by Tasha G. Uden March 29, 2011