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My Shit's in flux

Living in a state of change. An insight that the assumptions of life are subject to being wrong. The realization that upheaval could come at any moment.
How's it going? Umm, ok. Just ok? What's the matter? Eh. my shit's in flux. Oh, man, sorry...
by Mike Mermel September 7, 2016
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absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner
Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis
by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025
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shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022
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"I'm gonna throw my shit around" in this context means to throw one's weight or power around, it is typically said right before doing some kind of impressive move or big attack.
"hold on lemme charge up an attack... I'M GONNA THROW MY SHIT AROUND!!"
by GenhisChiggisTemujinKhan December 17, 2024
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Piss on my shit

An expression to convey disgust or anger. Best used when the words Piss and Shit are strongly emphasized.

Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.
Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"
by Signguy2 December 7, 2018
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bumping my shit

What cool asians do when they get their *non*swag on while listening to gansta music.
Kristy- "That song is awesome!"
Mark- "I know. The beat is so hot, I was bumping my shit."
by HoneyyMustardd December 27, 2010
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Just shitting my fello

What I’m doing right now
Just shitting my fello!”
by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023
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