A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.
Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.
Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.
Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.
by RedoxAssassin May 29, 2022
Get the Swooping Magpiemug. An indentation or handle placed on the front of a medium or heavy duty truck used to lift the hood and access the engine bay.
by Crevises1995 May 26, 2023
Get the Hood Swoopmug. Senior swooping is when a senior dates a junior at the beginning of the school year. This usually results in a pretty shallow relationship between classmates.
by breakfastpbj August 30, 2023
Get the senior swoopingmug. by axel.294 on ig June 3, 2022
Get the come swoopmug. by Gargdhfj637446 March 16, 2015
Get the Shanghai Swoopmug. by Moldywalnut July 9, 2016
Get the The alee-swoopmug. A Florida swoop is a someone who is a hoe, or indulges in many sexual relationships at the same time.
by ZADDY_Cali July 15, 2023
Get the Florida swoopmug.