punching out a slab

Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!

After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!

by cesar May 13, 2005

slab o poo

(n) When a male or female scoops poop out of their asshole with a spoon

When I was constipated I used the slab o poo technique

by farts for sale April 12, 2009

Jackhammer Her Slab

Another term for having sex with a female.

"So then I had to go in the basement and jackhammer her slab until I found the source of the problem. If you know what I mean."

by SuspiciousSushi April 13, 2017

Slab of pleasure meat

When one pulls loose testicle skin up and wraps it around the penis shaft and then you go down on the entire lot with your mouth while propping it up with one hand

She took the entire slab of pleasure meat inside her mouth

by Moomah September 14, 2019

slab sided slut

A very sexually promiscuos woman whose ass is very flat.

Damn that slab sided sluts ass was so flat I had nothing to hang onto while fucking her.

by mrmag7 December 17, 2010

hong kong beef slab

The Hong Kong Beef Slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade D prime meat up her asshole. After this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her ass. At this point you combine your load, the grade D meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. Then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to Hong Kong for all the HongKongians to enjoy consuming.

Last night i was suckin Ra-Hondas tits when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus I gave her the Hong Kong beef slab. Then I mailed the goods to my boy Shanghai Sloppy Bong Dong. He LOVED ITTTT

by ralph cucumber April 1, 2009

Riding the Midnight Train to Slab City

Used to delicately explain that someone has died.

"Hey, man, sorry to hear your mom is riding the midnight train to slab city."

by jhahs44 October 20, 2008