by Lonely Christian September 04, 2017
"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"
by RP December 31, 2004
When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"
1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power
1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power
by JPhat December 21, 2005
A shit small town with nothing to do but get pregnant in high school and play “spouse swap”.
There’s no grocery store but there’s two liquor stores so you know their priorities!
There’s no grocery store but there’s two liquor stores so you know their priorities!
by Respec February 07, 2018
-lead singer of what can be classified as "nerdy pop-rock" band Weezer
-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses
-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses
Why do I like Rivers? He's hot. And he looks like my boyfriend. And I like nerdy looking guys. And did I say he's hot?
by Lig October 11, 2003
Don't bother driving around Hood River in the summer, the place is overrun with hammered kiteboarders.
by hoodriverrat June 23, 2015
A sexual fetish wherein either semen or urine runs down a woman's chest between her breasts, creating the image of a river running between two mountains.
by sharkboy4eva January 08, 2012